1) Your bratty child is not as cute as you think he is! 8 hours and 58 minutes of getting to know him was more than enough for me. Also, cut his hair. The white boy ‘fro makes him look constantly a little surprised, like he just stuck his finger in a light socket.
2) How do you drive the Roman taxi driver way? You steer AND shift with your right hand leaving your left hand free to hold your cell phone.